Let's play...... If I was Tiger Woods

[Looking4number8]

If I was Tiger Woods, I would be calling Wilt Chamberlain telling him "you ain't got nothing on me!"

On a serious note, at my press conference I would have told the media that I have analogized in person t every one I need t apologize to then been very stern saying follow me all you want but leave my children alone or I will show you guys how Elin used that golf club on me Thanksgiving night!

[LE Dad]

If I were Tiger Woods??? i wouldn't marry anyone. That way I could play as many courses as I wanted and improve my long game. No apologies necessary. I would never want to be cured of a sex addiction either. Some addictions are not so bad.:thinking:



:D

[Daddy D 11]

I would have never stopped playing golf, first of all.
I would have come out the next morning and said what's up, that way the tabloids don't run wild (like he let them).
I would have then gone on living my life as usual, with or without my wife. (When people get caught cheating they don't quit their job for 2 months, they still go to work everyday as usual).

Then it would have gone away in half the time and we wouldn't have this as a thread topic 3 months later.

[TheDOCTORdre]

If I was Tiger Woods I would get tested for the clap

[NateDawg39]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
If I was Tiger Woods I would get tested for the clap Thats actually a good idea :thinking:

[Daddy D 11]

AIDS and HPV, etc. doesn't scare me. If it looks good...... who cares.




:D

[LE Dad]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
AIDS and HPV, etc. doesn't scare me. If it looks good...... who cares.




:D :eek: :eek: I don't want the gifts that keep on giving! :dispntd: :dispntd:

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by LE Dad
:eek: :eek: I don't want the gifts that keep on giving! :dispntd: :dispntd:

LOL we're all going to die anyway... just don't tell anybody and you're golden:devil:

[bobcat4life]

If I was Tiger Woods, I would joke around about my sex addiction. I dont need no stinking rehab. I would make a joke of it all.

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Lifes a garden. Dig it.
Life is hard. Its harder when your stupid.

must I continue?

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by bobcat4life
If I was Tiger Woods, I would joke around about my sex addiction. I dont need no stinking rehab. I would make a joke of it all.

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Lifes a garden. Dig it.
Life is hard. Its harder when your stupid.

must I continue?

Who said your last quote? Do you know?

[bobcat4life]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
Who said your last quote? Do you know? I dont know off the top of my head. Its been a long week

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by bobcat4life
I dont know off the top of my head. Its been a long week

John Wayne.

[bobcat4life]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
John Wayne. oh yeah....didnt somebody on the DL have that in their signature at one point?

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by bobcat4life
oh yeah....didnt somebody on the DL have that in their signature at one point?

Probably, I'm just a western buff lol

[Additup]

If I were Tiger Woods, I'd have bet the under on the phrase "I'm sorry" and then I'd have made it happen...vegas had the line at 5 times.

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by Additup
If I were Tiger Woods, I'd have bet the under on the phrase "I'm sorry" and then I'd have made it happen...vegas had the line at 5 times.


Smart man, would have been a crafty move for sure lol

[sectionCwannabe]

if i was tiger woods, i would go ahead and bite the bullet and sleep with gloria allred maybe that would shut her up. After watching the press conference the other day i think she is jealous she is not one of his mistress's TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM TIGER!!!

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by sectionCwannabe
if i was tiger woods, i would go ahead and bite the bullet and sleep with gloria allred maybe that would shut her up. After watching the press conference the other day i think she is jealous she is not one of his mistress's TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM TIGER!!!

I'd sleep with Gloria Allred..

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
I'd sleep with Gloria Allred..
:tmi: :tmi: You need to get out more.

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
:tmi: :tmi: You need to get out more.

Hey now:p Can't a boy have some fun?

[sectionCwannabe]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
Hey now:p Can't a boy have some fun?

you call that fun, you must like overbearing loud mouth women..... or is it just she is a woman? lol

[Additup]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
Smart man, would have been a crafty move for sure lol
Gotta make up the difference from lost endorsements somehow...

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by sectionCwannabe
you call that fun, you must like overbearing loud mouth women..... or is it just she is a woman? lol

I've never been with a women before...

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by Additup
Gotta make up the difference from lost endorsements somehow...

I think he is still doing fine lol

He could spend one million every day for the next year and still have millions in the bank.

[skins4life]

If I were Tiger Woods, I would tell everyone to go to you know where and KISS my you know what if they didn't like the way I was handling things!!
:devil: :devil: :devil: Especially Gloria Allred

[Trashman]

I would never show my face in public again....

[skins4life]

Originally posted by Trashman
I would never show my face in public again....

It is going to be hard to live this one down

[NateDawg39]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
I'd sleep with Gloria Allred.. You need glasses??:confused: :nerd:

[BaseballUmp]

If I was Tiger Woods, I would know how to fix my slice. Went to the driving range earlier and 90 % of my drives were pretty horrible lol

[NateDawg39]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
If I was Tiger Woods, I would know how to fix my slice. Went to the driving range earlier and 90 % of my drives were pretty horrible lol Oh man I played last weekend for the first time in 6 months and I seem to have a problem putting :doh:

[BaseballUmp]

Haha well ive played golf twice, im left handed, and never used anything but right handed clubs. I was out driving my friends tho lol

[TheDOCTORdre]

If I was Tiger Woods I would have came out at my press conference and said

"I am number one in the world at getting it in the hole"

followed by

"Thank you for your time, I'm gonna go play 18 holes now"

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by Daddy D 11
I've never been with a women before...


Originally posted by skins4life
It is going to be hard to live this one down Hmmmm. I think we already knew that! (http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/9MZYe8zqndiEuxts)

[Daddy D 11]

:clap:

[CenTexSports]

If I were Tiger Woods, I would buy a small middle eastern country and make myself a shiek and then I could have all the women I wanted without calling it a sex addiction.

[GreenMonster]

If I was Tiger Woods, I would have no showed my press conference but got John Daly to make a statement for me saying this: "I did it. I enjoyed it. I plan to do it again."

[Daddy D 11]

If I was Tiger... I'd become a pornstar:eek: :p