A Few Random Facts About Brady McCoy

[Old Tiger]

It takes Brad McCoy 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

Brad McCoy can touch MC Hammer.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Brad McCoy and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Brad McCoy can believe its not butter.

Brad McCoy has the greatest poker face of all time....He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Brady McCoy can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Brad McCoy played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

James Cameron wanted Brad McCoy to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Google won't search for Brad McCoy because Google knows Brad McCoy finds you.

There is no such thing as global warming, Brad McCoy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Brad McCoy.

Brad McCoy doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Brad McCoy can judge a book by its cover.

Brad McCoy's tears cure cancer too bad he doesn't cry.

Brad McCoy is what Willis was talking about.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Brad McCoy.

Brad McCoy can urinate into gale force winds.

Brad McCoy got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Brad McCoy for every answer.

[Spread It Out]

Wait.. I thought this was about Brady McCoy?:thinking: :D

[Looking4number8]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Troybuilt]

Best of all!!!

Brad McCoy gets under YOUR skin and is in your head to the point that you have to write this derogatory stuff about him. Jealousy is a terrible sickness.


What a Loser!!

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by Troybuilt
Best of all!!!

Brad McCoy gets under YOUR skin and is in your head to the point that you have to write this derogatory stuff about him. Jealousy is a terrible sickness.


What a Loser!!

Wow. You're mean.

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by Troybuilt
Best of all!!!

Brad McCoy gets under YOUR skin and is in your head to the point that you have to write this derogatory stuff about him. Jealousy is a terrible sickness.


What a Loser!!

LOL not what it is at all..it is just a little joke that has grown on 3ADL over the last couple O months

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
LOL not what it is at all..it is just a little joke that has grown on 3ADL over the last couple O months

It's a pretty dang funny joke too and not in the least bit disparaging to Coach McCoy. Even if you were to throw out all of his personal success as a football coach you would have to admire the man for his child rearing abilities in that he has raised 3 God fearing, hard working sons. It doesn't get much better than that. Besides, we never would have made it to the moon if Brad McCoy had not been around to invent the computer.

[NastySlot]

that list kinda reminds me of the old SNL skit....with those drunk guys talking about Bill Brasky..

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by NastySlot
that list kinda reminds me of the old SNL skit....with those drunk guys talking about Bill Brasky..

haha yep sure does

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
He has a toenail on the end of his penis.
Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
He breast feeds John Madden.
Brasky named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.
He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.
Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said, It would have happened sometime.
Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.
He thinks the Iron Man is gay.
He framed Roger Rabbit.
Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
He gave a handjob to a manta ray.
He cornered the market on booze.
Bill Brasky is a son of a b****.
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him.
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!

You know he sheds his skin once a year.
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.
Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.
Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Brasky would use his own thigh as an anvil.
Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
He showers in grain alcohol.
He uses the Shroud of Turin as a gold towel.
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
His first name is Bill.
He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.
He once ate the Bible while water skiing.
He once had sex with a cigarette machine.

[GreenMonster]

Whoa!!! This Bill Brasky guy must be a distant cousin of Brad McCoy that just isn't as refined and domesticated.

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Whoa!!! This Bill Brasky guy must be a distant cousin of Brad McCoy that just isn't as refined and domesticated.

Actually Brad McCoy and Bill Brasky fought in a death cage match last year and needless to say Brad is still with us.

[Green Bling]

Question... anyone that actually knows Brad McCoy... is he aware of/ has read any of these posts? What does he have to say about them? It has kinda become viral!! :D :D Also proves how easily we are entertained!!:D :D

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by Green Bling
Also proves how easily we are entertained!!:D :D

It is the off season!

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Green Bling
Question... anyone that actually knows Brad McCoy... is he aware of/ has read any of these posts? What does he have to say about them? It has kinda become viral!! :D :D Also proves how easily we are entertained!!:D :D I think someone stated on here during the play-offs that several of the coaches on the Graham staff read the downlow regularly and did indeed make him aware of it. I don't remember who said this, but I think they stated that Coach McCoy was rather amused by it.

[Old Tiger]

Here are some more...


When Brad McCoy does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

There are no steroids in baseball, only players Brad McCoy has breathed on.

Brad McCoy once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by pointing at it and yelling "bang!"

In fine print on the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all records are held by Brad McCoy, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Brad McCoy once punched a man in the soul.

When Brad McCoy runs with scissors other people get hurt.

There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Brad McCoy lives in Texas.

Brad McCoy doesn't sleep, he waits.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Brad McCoy says its beef, then it's beef.

Brad McCoy once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from Brad McCoy.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Brad McCoy.

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by Green Bling
Question... anyone that actually knows Brad McCoy... is he aware of/ has read any of these posts? What does he have to say about them? It has kinda become viral!! :D :D Also proves how easily we are entertained!!:D :D

Of course he knows, he's all knowing.

[BEAST]

And from the Dos Equis commercial,

Brad McCoy can speak German, in French.
And he once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.




BEAST

[Green Bling]

Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
Of course he knows, he's all knowing.
Must have just been having a senior moment, because that, of course, is common knowledge. :D :D

[Black_Magic]

He said once, " Bring me two fish and a loaf of bread and I will feed the whole town."

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by Black_Magic
He said once, " Bring me two fish and a loaf of bread and I will feed the whole town."

I thought I heard Tim Tebow say that

[Black_Magic]

Originally posted by BEAST
And from the Dos Equis commercial,

Brad McCoy can speak German, in French.
And he once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.




BEAST If Brad is arguing with with you, it means your wrong.
Brad is always on the right side of the street. If he crossed the street, he would still be on the right side of the street.

[bobcat4life]

one time Brad McCoy got pulled over.....he let the cop off with a warning because he's Brad McCoy

[bobcat4life]

there are 269 things in an empty closet that Brad McCoy can use to torture you with....including the room

[Old Tiger]

Brad McCoy just sent me a text message that said "Sticky this thread."

[bobcat4life]

Brad McCoy does not look like a fool with his pants on the ground

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
Brad McCoy just sent me a text message that said "Sticky this thread."

you wish you were Brad McCoys herald boy

[NateDawg39]

If you are ever in the woods, and you encounter Brad McCoy...you are doomed

[Old Tiger]

If you see Brad McCoy wrestling with a bear in the woods, please help the bear.

[NateDawg39]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
Brad McCoy just sent me a text message that said "Sticky this thread." Brad McCoy does not use text messaging. He punches your brain so hard it knocks the message into your brain and you will NEVER forget it.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by NateDawg39
Brad McCoy does not use text messaging. He punches your brain so hard it knocks the message into your brain and you will NEVER forget it. Brad McCoy was going to send an email but before he clicked send he realized it would be faster to simply run it there.

[NateDawg39]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
Brad McCoy was going to send an email but before he clicked send he realized it would be faster to simply run it there. Brad McCoy....enough said

[bobcat4life]

Brad McCoy won the lifetime achievement award twice. and that was only for being Brad McCoy-no achievements needed to be named because they are common knowledge

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by NateDawg39
Brad McCoy....enough said What could you say about Brad McCoy that wasn't already said about God or Jesus.


When you open a can of whoop ass Brad McCoy is in it.

[bobcat4life]

Brad McCoy is the reason Tim Tebow cries on the sidelines

[GreenMonster]

Brad McCoy invented field turf because grass was simply too fragile to accomodate his sideline tramplings.

[GreenMonster]

Brad McCoy is what kept all of our computers from crashing in Y2K.

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Brad McCoy is what kept all of our computers from crashing in Y2K.

and he wil be the one that saves us in 2012

[Trashman]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
Brad McCoy just sent me a text message that said "Sticky this thread."

No way....All Brad would have to do is think about it...... and it would have been done.:rolleyes: