My wife just called me a name I have never heard of...

[rangerjoe33]

she called me a smarty pants followed by...wait for it...




a JERK A$$

What the crap is that?

I called her a jacktard and hung up...

after I told I loved her and I would see her when i got home from work.

It just struck me as funny and I had to share. Sorry for wasting your time. :)

[Green Bling]

And look where you ran to for comfort and support!! To the one place you will probably just be ridiculed!! Just joking. Gotta luv this site!!:D :D

[44INAROW]

I love it ;)

[rangerjoe33]

Originally posted by Green Bling
And look where you ran to for comfort and support!! To the one place you will probably just be ridiculed!! Just joking. Gotta luv this site!!:D :D

I wanted to give the downlow a christmas present, nothing like somebody to pound on.

Yes, offseason is too near, the subject matter has been great lately.

[Green Bling]

:D :D :D :D

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by rangerjoe33
she called me a smarty pants followed by...wait for it...




a JERK A$$

What the crap is that?

I called her a jacktard and hung up...

after I told I loved her and I would see her when i got home from work.

It just struck me as funny and I had to share. Sorry for wasting your time. :)

Jerka$$. Maybe that's her new little pet name for you. I don't know, but Jacktard was a good one. A little more classy that what I call my wife. Usually I call her a fatassedbitchwhore, and for some reason that usually makes her mad. Women!!!!!!!:D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by rangerjoe33
she called me a smarty pants followed by...wait for it...




a JERK A$$

What the crap is that?

I called her a jacktard and hung up...

after I told I loved her and I would see her when i got home from work.

It just struck me as funny and I had to share. Sorry for wasting your time. :)

Tell her she's not your best friend anymore, rangerjoe. And if she still insists on cussing you---tell her you can prove it with this simple test:

Put your wife and your dog in your car's trunk for 1 hour.
When you let them out, see which one is most glad to see you and wants to play. :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by rangerjoe33
she called me a smarty pants followed by...wait for it...




a JERK A$$

What the crap is that?

I called her a jacktard and hung up...

after I told I loved her and I would see her when i got home from work.

It just struck me as funny and I had to share. Sorry for wasting your time. :)

LOL, you must have ticked her off. When "we" get really, really mad, the words just fly....they don't need to make sense, they just have to be spoken in the right tone since the context is all the same.

She was probably actually trying to not call you an idiot and hurt your feelings. Funny how that works, isn't it? We can cuss up a blue streak, but draw the line on some words (like idiot among others):p :D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Tell her she's not your best friend anymore, rangerjoe. And if she still insists on cussing you---tell her you can prove it with this simple test:

Put your wife and your dog in your car's trunk for 1 hour.
When you let them out, see which one is most glad to see you and wants to play. :D

ROFL!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[GrTigers6]

At least you could understand what she said. sometimes my wife will shout out words and i have to ask, wait, what the hell was that?:D

[Farmersfan]

I have a nickname for my wife. To me she will always be my..........****head. (Pronounced: Shi-thade!). She hates it and I normally end up being whatever name comes to her at the time. But it's all in great fun!!!

[Phantom Stang]

are you sure she's not saying you're a "bum....":D

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by Phantom Stang
are you sure she's not saying you're a "bum....":D
I know this no longer makes any sense on it's own, but I was replying to a removed post about what someones girlfriend called him.

[zebrablue2]

Originally posted by rangerjoe33
she called me a smarty pants followed by...wait for it...




a JERK A$$

What the crap is that?

I called her a jacktard and hung up...

after I told I loved her and I would see her when i got home from work.

It just struck me as funny and I had to share. Sorry for wasting your time. :)



LMAO!!!

[bobcat4life]

Originally posted by Phantom Stang
I know this no longer makes any sense on it's own, but I was replying to a removed post about what someones girlfriend called him. that was me... and yes it was dumb****