Welcome our newest member, Barney Stinson

[big daddy russ]

Love it. I'm curious to know if anyone could pull off some plays from "The Playbook" in real life, or if that's something better left to Barney.

[Emerson1]

I was really just about to make this same thread.

I'm sure he'll try to have fun with the character, but then someone will complain about it and get his banned or suspended.

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by Emerson1
I was really just about to make this same thread.

I'm sure he'll try to have fun with the character, but then someone will complain about it and get his banned or suspended.
Man, that would suck. Easily one of the top five greatest user names ever created on the DL, especially if he has some fun with it.

[eagles_victory]

Met Barney a few times he does Barney Stinson better than Barney Stinson as unbelievable as that sounds.

[coach]

only problem is...hes a huge denver bronco fan...gross

[Barney Stinson]

Excuse me, you gentlemen dropped something... your jaws! Because Barney Stinson is posting on 3A DownLow. Yes, you can believe it, the rumors are true.

Thanks for the introduction bros, it looks like my reputation precedes me. As most of you already know i've got a fairly large following, some guys want to be me, all women want to get with me, a few women want to slap me... well you get the idea. But I was introduced to this little gem and it seems like just the place for me, Barney Stinson, to share my wealth of knowledge about women, laser tag, reasons Canada sucks, football, and everything with you all. I won't advertise it, but I will post here. I think it is important to help the less fortunate. I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys. By less fortunate I mean those who are not me, the awesome Barney Stinson. Lets be honest here, if you aren't me you are less fortunate.

Many of my bros and lady friends call me Barney, or a few call me Lorenzo Von Matterhorn but as for you guys I would like you to think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda. That is correct, i'm here for you. So Suit Up! Because after 2 AM is when things get... posters, say it with me.......


LEGENDARY!

Internet Five!

[IrishTex]

From Wikepedia

Barney as a man who "likes to create crazy situations and then sit back and watch it all go down."[3] In the show, Barney is a womanizer who almost always wears a suit, likes girls with Daddy issues and is always willing to offer his opinion.[1] He tends to be opportunistic and manipulative, and will attempt to manipulate a situation so that it goes his way; in the episode "Shelter Island", for example, Barney successfully attempts to get Robin (in whom he was exhibiting romantic interest) to come to Ted's and Stella's wedding, even though it was not in the couple's best interests to do so. He is also highly competitive, and will take on "challenges" to complete (sometimes) outlandish tasks in order to prove his worth. He is proud and attempts to stand by his word no matter what; in "I Heart NJ", for example, he refuses to put down his fist unless someone offers him a fistbump. By the end of the episode, he has said fist elevated and in a sling after struggling to keep his fist up throughout the episode.

Although The Early Show described him as "utterly devoid of morality", Barney lives by the "Bro Code", his own code of rules, which includes a lemon law for blind dates.[2] Despite his overall questionable character, according to creator Craig Thomas, Barney is "a pretty fragile character who's really afraid of being alone. He just wants people to like him, to be important to people, and to have disciples who follow his word."[4]

Also, Barney, just like Neil Patrick Harris, who portrays him, is an illusionist. His favorite type of magic tricks seem to be those which include fire, which his friends seem to hate (as seen in the tenth episode of the second season, Single Stamina and in the fourth episode of the fourth season, Intervention). Barney uses them mostly to pick up women. His most common method of picking up women, however, is by telling them elaborate (and completely false) stories about himself; he sometimes goes under an alias.

Barney is also seen to have a gambling problem that he occasionally gets under control, only to relapse as seen in several episodes such as Atlantic City and Monday Night Football.

As far as talent goes, Barney has exhibited eloquence, wit and creativity numerous times throughout the series. He is very well-connected and speaks at least one language other than English. He apparently also has above-average video-editing skills; he created and edited his entire video resume all by himself. As shown on more than one occasion, he is proficient at playing the piano. He seems to have a thorough understanding of human behavior and uses this mainly to manipulate situations to his advantage (mostly to pick up women). Several episodes also showcase many of Barney's crazier abilities, such as his physical ability to complete the New York City marathon without a single day of training, or being knowledgeable enough to guess the exact price of prizes on the Price is Right.


Just what the Downlow needs.

:rolleyes:

[SHSBulldog00]

Welcome!! Hope you brought a hard hat!:D

[Barney Stinson]

Originally posted by IrishTex
Barney is "a pretty fragile character who's really afraid of being alone. He just wants people to like him, to be important to people, and to have disciples who follow his word."

Can I have 'Men who are jealous of Barney Stinson'.

Barney, fragile? Ha... Paaalease.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Barney Stinson
Can I have 'Men who are jealous of Barney Stinson'.

Barney, fragile? Ha... Paaalease. Dude.....your name is BARNEY.....:thmbdwn:

The end. :clap:




Seriously though....welcome aboard.

[Barney Stinson]

I hail from the great Barnabus Stinson, writer of the infamous 'Bro Code', and did I mention i'm awesome?

Thank you all for the warm welcomes, besides staff who has already edited one of my posts.

[dawg4life]

Hey Barney, Haaaaaaaaave you met ted? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVW-FkdPNLs

[IrishTex]

Originally posted by Barney Stinson
I hail from the great Barnabus Stinson, writer of the infamous 'Bro Code', and did I mention i'm awesome?

Thank you all for the warm welcomes, besides staff who has already edited one of my posts.

Don't feel bad barney... It's socialisim at it's best...lmao

[Barney Stinson]

Thank you for the condelences IrishTex, are you as depressed as I am concerning the past month of Broncos football? I still believe but these past four weeks have been the opposite of awesome.

[44INAROW]

Despite his overall questionable character, Barney is "a pretty fragile character who's really afraid of being alone. He just wants people to like him, to be important to people, and to have disciples who follow his word."



hhmm sounds strangely like someone on the downlow :p


Oh yea - Welcome to the Downlow Barney.. I am sure you'll keep things exciting :)

[Barney Stinson]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
hhmm sounds strangely like someone on the downlow :p


Oh yea - Welcome to the Downlow Barney.. I am sure you'll keep things exciting :)


44, there is only one Barney Stinson. Lets not give anyone else too much credit... :tisk:

But really, thanks for the welcome.