I thought of Pancho when I saw this

[44INAROW]

Why are wedding dresses white?


Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[baseballcoach13]

Pancho must be busy studying the latest baseball field maintenece techniques.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
Pancho must be busy studying the latest baseball field maintenece techniques.

am I right, it has Pancho written all over it :D

[zebrablue2]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
am I right, it has Pancho written all over it :D


:clap::iagree:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
am I right, it has Pancho written all over it :D

Most definitely!!!

[TheDOCTORdre]

my fiancee didnt think this was too funny, she hit me when i showed her:(

[baseballcoach13]

I bet Pancho's wife wouldn't hit him. I bet she knows better than that.

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
Why are wedding dresses white?


Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

LOL That dude is pure genius.

[pancho villa]

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
my fiancee didnt think this was too funny, she hit me when i showed her:( run away

[waterboy]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are!:clap: :clap:

BTW, thanks, pancho, I spewed Pepsi all over the place when I read that!:doh: :D

[pancho villa]

Oldie but a goody.

Why do women have small feet?
So they can closer to the stove!

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by pirate4state
run away

she saw that and she didnt think it was funny either and hit me again

[baseballcoach13]

I think you should fire her and get a new one. LOL sorry, couldn't resist you getting ht again.

[SA Girl16]

Husband / Wife Store and wedding dresses joke hilarious!!!

:D :spitlol:

[pancho villa]

I took my wife to a restaurant and the waiter for some reason took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I took my wife to a restaurant and the waiter for some reason took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

:eek: :eek: gotta admit, I laughed :D

[pancho villa]

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She's not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's **** near perfect.'

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pancho villa
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She's not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's **** near perfect.'

hahaha....

See what you started 44inarow?;) :D